So.... the "old" blog-a-roonie was so very chock-full of hideous emo-ness and self-indulgence that I just couldn't face it anymore. It still exists, but ugh... cringeworthy!
Now, my fair reader (I would pluralize that, but let's be realistic), I offer you a semi-new set of characters - not nearly as insane or interesting as the old cast - thank the gods!! No, I can't offer you crack whores, sociopathic bosses, or drug-addled nights in gay bars anymore - but I hope you will still enjoy the read.
Kind Regards,
Your Humble Author
